Gothic Preppy

There are many life skills I lack, including talking to grown-ups, talking to customers, cooking a proper chicken, and making my bed. The skill I most regret not having is the ability to dress for cold weather. In Florida it's pretty much a non-issue; you wear cut-offs and flip flops for 9 months of the year, and when it gets cold, you just throw a hoodie over that and continue your business. But I want more. I has no long skinny cashmere sweaters, no mini coats. I can't even wear a hat due to my Dumbo ears. Not to mention being a slave to society's ideal of skintight and slutty butts right up against my animal desire to coddle myself in wool mix and drink tea on the couch with my dog. That said, I will let these lovelies from colder climes influence me:


(p.s., how great is this outfit/girl? She looks like the demented lovechild of DJ Tanner and Sandra Dee. And the Moomintote!)






Stolen variously from the interwebs.